Jon and a chimp. What else?
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Following humanity's extinction, visiting aliens will inevitably reconstitute us for study and food.

We're seeking viable specimens to populate a genetic seed bank. Be sure to apply for genetic reconstitution and vote on the suitability of other candidates.

Are you reconstitution-worthy?

Probably not. But you should try anyway.

Fill out the application for genetic reconstitution by aliens.


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Are they worthy? PROBABLY NOT.